goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

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I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.

The Grand Prix Special was a fabulous class and like I wrote in my report, it feels like a new dawn of dressage has finally started. I’m so happy that the days of pulling are almost finally over. It has taken the judges years to finally see through all the flash, electricity and super spectacularly moving horses that inccorect training was at the basis of it. Now we see more and more horses that are beautifully ridden, soft in the hand and can be as impressive in their movement mechanism without a rider forcing them into learned helplessness. If you see riders like Langehanenberg, Vilhelmson, zu Sayn-Wittgenstein, Steffen Peters, and a new comer such as Laura Graves rewarded for their work it makes my heart flutter. Dujardin is also part of this new generation. Her contact may not be as light as the former five, and she certainly is riding on that Olympic halo points-wise, but there is no blue tongue nor a gaping mouth with her horse and harmony prevails over flash. I can only say bravo to the judges who have the guts to down score tense, mechanically moving horses and reward naturally swinging ones that are happy in their work. What a relief.

thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

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Super Original Questions

1. What is your favourite outfit?
2. What was the name of your first pet?
3. Do you have any pointless talents?
4. What’s your middle name?
5. How many siblings do you have?
6. If you could choose anywhere on Earth to live, where would you choose?
7. How many different countries have you been to?
8. What is/was your favourite subject at school?
9. What personality trait are you known for?
10. What will your dream home look like?
11. What vehicle do you want to own when you’re older?
12. Who is your best friend? Why are they your best friend?
13. What is one thing you have learned today?
14. What is the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
15. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
16.When you were a kid, what did you want to do when you grew up?
17. If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say?
18. Would you rather live in the country or the city?
19. If could try out any job for a day, what would you try?
20. What is the first thing you notice about people?
21. Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations are more valuable than others (say, a frail old lady versus a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)?
22.If you could only make one last wish, what would you wish for?
23. Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight?
24. Would you kill an innocent person if it meant saving a dozen other people?
25. What are your favourite websites?
26. What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
27. What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
28. What’s your favourite outdoor activity?
29.If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would play you?
30. Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
31. How tall are you?
32. What’s your signature dish that you would cook if friends were to come round?
33. Do you have a cherished childhood teddy bear?
34. If you were a superhero, what powers would you have?
35. What’s your favourite pizza topping?
36. What type of music do you like?
37. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
38. What colour socks are you wearing?
39. Have you ever fired a gun?
40. Type your name with your elbow…
41. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
42. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
43. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
44. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
45. Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
46. How to you like your eggs in the morning?
47. Have you ever been on a space hopper?
48. What was the last song you danced to?
49. Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
50. Are you a clean or messy person?
51. What’s your favourite movie quote?
52. What’s your favourite fast food chain?
53. Have you ever eaten anything really weird?
54. Are you good at keeping secrets?
55. Have you ever milked a cow?
56. Have you ever raised money for charity?
57. Who’s your favourite Harry Potter character?
58. Can you erect a tent?
59. Do you have any swimming badges?
60. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
61. Have you ever been hospitalised other than birth?
62. Do you keep a diary?
63. Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?
64. Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?
65. Do you collect anything?
66. What makes you nervous?
67. Are you ticklish? If so, where?
68. Have you ever started a rumour?
69. Have you ever walked in on anyone having sex?
70. Do you like your own name?
71. Have you ever thought about names for your future children?
72. Do you want to go backpacking around the world? If so, where?



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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

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Q
Can you draw a drunk llama for me pls
Anonymous
A

frenums:

frenums:

a classic


subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink